so at my release day celebration with friends (which i swear i will post pics of as soon as i get home from traveling), i decided to be amusing and have a fusion of chinese dishes and KFC, then a couple of tables with my favorite american snacks that i can’t get in china. anyway, the biggest hit, i think, were the fortune cookies. there were a lot more cookies opened than people attending, i’m pretty sure. and i got my own fortune, too…which was kind of awesome. it read: “you have a charming way with words and should write a book.”

there you have it. destiny in a crispy vanilla flavored shell. bam.